Smallville: How slashy was that?

[chicken]

WHOA. I mean, whoa, dude! Like, how many times can one overly-muscled gym queen say the word "Bro" and yet sound gayer and gayer each time he says it? Like he's hitting on Clark each time he says it? Also that SPRINLKER scene was like some kind of bukkake-fest, with Clark showering life-saving, life-affirming, er, fluid onto Aquaman's chiseled six pack and into his thirsty, eager mouth. I mean, COME ON. It was just a bonus that the actor was gayer than the entire posee of guest stars on 7th Heaven (he'll no doubt show up there next -- it is a WB show after all).

Brilliant and campy (I sincerely hope in an intentional way).

We laughed like hyenas.