pain pain pain

I hate mittelschmirtz. The kind that incapacitates and brings thoughts like "oh to be unconscious or dead right now" or "gunshots, heart attacks and childbirth can't be much worse than this".

That was yesterday. I feel much better now.

What is wrong with Texas?

moominpapa posted this first on our staff list ...

Texas housewife busted for hawking erotic toys Sales rep for Brisbane firm sold vibrator to undercover agents.

What -- I repeat WHAT -- the bleep is wrong with Texas?