Drabble: "The Other 18%" (Spike/Andrew)

Drabble, x-posted to open_on_sunday for this week's "Hair" Challenge. I haven't had any creative writing impulses for months due to being burned in a painful RPG kerfuffle, but tonight I finally had a small breakthrough. Yay.

(P.S.: Happy New Year to everyone!)

Title: "The Other 18%"
Author: chicken_cem
Pairing: Spike/Andrew
Genre: Humor

( I haven't written anything in months, be gentle! )

Japanese translation?

Someone at work gave me a new year's present, a cute notepad from http://www.san-x.co.jp/ with chickens and rabbits all over it (picture: http://www.monkeybusinesswebsite.com/catalog/item/1590227/1038569.htm). On the front, it says, "kao de shoubu nanoda". Can anyone translate that? I can deal with Chinese, but not Japanese. Thanks!