Movies: Gigli (the laugh-riot continues)
Aug. 7th, 2003 03:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chickenCheck out these hilarious reviews (the reviewers obviously relished writing these clever, scathing reviews):
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Gigli-1124237/
A sampling,
"An inert, toneless clunker... with the stars generating almost as much heat as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley did in their public makeout sessions."
-- James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE
"I am giving Gigli one star and that is only because of Walken: if Brest were smart, when the film hits DVD, he should only release that scene and stick the rest in the deleted scenes section."
-- Peter Sobczynski, CRITIC DOCTOR
"Once you get past the staggering question of who gave this thing the green light, Gigli actually turns into a uniquely bad movie that yields real (albeit unintentional) laughter."
-- Chris Vognar, DALLAS MORNING NEWS
"Hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship."
-- A.O. Scott, NEW YORK TIMES
"[O]ne of the worst movies I've ever seen."
-- Richard Roeper, EBERT & ROEPER
"A rigli, rigli bad movie."
-- Bruce Newman, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Gigli-1124237/
A sampling,
"An inert, toneless clunker... with the stars generating almost as much heat as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley did in their public makeout sessions."
-- James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE
"I am giving Gigli one star and that is only because of Walken: if Brest were smart, when the film hits DVD, he should only release that scene and stick the rest in the deleted scenes section."
-- Peter Sobczynski, CRITIC DOCTOR
"Once you get past the staggering question of who gave this thing the green light, Gigli actually turns into a uniquely bad movie that yields real (albeit unintentional) laughter."
-- Chris Vognar, DALLAS MORNING NEWS
"Hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship."
-- A.O. Scott, NEW YORK TIMES
"[O]ne of the worst movies I've ever seen."
-- Richard Roeper, EBERT & ROEPER
"A rigli, rigli bad movie."
-- Bruce Newman, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS