Movies: Gigli (the laugh-riot continues)

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Check out these hilarious reviews (the reviewers obviously relished writing these clever, scathing reviews):

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Gigli-1124237/

A sampling,

"An inert, toneless clunker... with the stars generating almost as much heat as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley did in their public makeout sessions."
-- James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE

"I am giving Gigli one star and that is only because of Walken: if Brest were smart, when the film hits DVD, he should only release that scene and stick the rest in the deleted scenes section."
-- Peter Sobczynski, CRITIC DOCTOR

"Once you get past the staggering question of who gave this thing the green light, Gigli actually turns into a uniquely bad movie that yields real (albeit unintentional) laughter."
-- Chris Vognar, DALLAS MORNING NEWS

"Hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship."
-- A.O. Scott, NEW YORK TIMES

"[O]ne of the worst movies I've ever seen."
-- Richard Roeper, EBERT & ROEPER

"A rigli, rigli bad movie."
-- Bruce Newman, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS