Ice cream epiphany!

[chicken]

Yesterday I had the most amazing ice cream-related epiphany EVER. See, I never really knew the right way to eat an ice cream cone. In thirty-six years, no one ever taught me the right way to do it, and as a result, I always got ice cream drippings all over my face and shirt, and never really enjoyed the Ice Cream Cone Experience.

But yesterday my sweet darling wife taught me the right way to eat one, and wow, that was the best-tasting ice cream ever. I know this seems silly and makes it apparent that I was in fact raised by Wolves, but it made me so happy. I'm a simpleton.

Comments

[karenbear.livejournal.com]

No you're description was just... fine. ;-)

The way I used to do it involved biting, from the top down.

Oh man, no wonder you never enjoyed ice cream cones - it's all about the licking! :D

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Like I said, raised by wolves. At least my biting was limited to the initial removal of ice cream from the cone. Once it was in my mouth, I let it just melt down my tongue. My father, on the other hand, chews the ice cream, a lot. His teeth aren't as cold-sensitive as mine are, I guess.