Ice cream epiphany!

[chicken]

Yesterday I had the most amazing ice cream-related epiphany EVER. See, I never really knew the right way to eat an ice cream cone. In thirty-six years, no one ever taught me the right way to do it, and as a result, I always got ice cream drippings all over my face and shirt, and never really enjoyed the Ice Cream Cone Experience.

But yesterday my sweet darling wife taught me the right way to eat one, and wow, that was the best-tasting ice cream ever. I know this seems silly and makes it apparent that I was in fact raised by Wolves, but it made me so happy. I'm a simpleton.

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[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Yes, she IS a genius. No one doubts it. :-)