Smallville: How slashy was that?

[chicken]

WHOA. I mean, whoa, dude! Like, how many times can one overly-muscled gym queen say the word "Bro" and yet sound gayer and gayer each time he says it? Like he's hitting on Clark each time he says it? Also that SPRINLKER scene was like some kind of bukkake-fest, with Clark showering life-saving, life-affirming, er, fluid onto Aquaman's chiseled six pack and into his thirsty, eager mouth. I mean, COME ON. It was just a bonus that the actor was gayer than the entire posee of guest stars on 7th Heaven (he'll no doubt show up there next -- it is a WB show after all).

Brilliant and campy (I sincerely hope in an intentional way).

We laughed like hyenas.

Comments

[bunnyohare.livejournal.com]

We laughed like hyenas.

Xander likes us that way. ;)

I take credit for cluing you into the buggin' porn slang.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

I really, really think it's intended camp. Really I do. Hope to God.

That entire re-hydrated Aquaman thing was stock footage from QaF. Yes. Yes it was. And did he really say, "Wet and ready?" (Although Caza tried to sell me on the idea that "wet and ready" is a canon line from the Aquaman comics. I'll trust geek-boy on that, but still.)

Yes. There were many, many moments of, "So...slashy...head exploding...must mock - yet champion the slashiness! - more water...Lex looming...long, pointed silences as Clark and AC just stare...and now he's kissing Lois again. (Whom I don't normally like - but she worked that bikini. And I do like it when she calls Clark "Smallville," although it's turning into the "Slayer" of nicknames.)

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

*waves at bunny*

[bunnyohare.livejournal.com]

*waves back*


*flashes pink innner ears*

*hops*

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Obviously I'm missing some fun TV moments here. Although I think Ron would roll his eyes so much they would spin right out of his head!

[the-automatik.livejournal.com]

I haven't even seen this yet because Canadian TV is fucked and we can't find out where they are playing the new season anywhere. I will comment after I have actually been able to WATCH the bloody episodes.

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Ah, I missed the "wet and ready" thing if he did say it, because I was laughing too much. And yeah, Lois was actually funny in this episode!

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I was SO not expecting it to be this entertaining!

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Is it just this show, or lots of American shows that aren't playing in Canada? Because I know it was tough to get VMars there last year. (Of course, we get shows like Degrassi really late in the game, so ...)

[the-automatik.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I have seriously cut down on my TV shows that I follow cos I never know when they come on here! As it was before, Canada got Smallville a week later than in the U.S.