Chicken-y euphemisms

[chicken]

As a chicken, I sometimes get chicken-related phrases stuck in my head. Phrases like, oh, I don't know, "CHICKEN BUTT".

Hahahaha. Yes, I am five years old.

I decided to Google "poultry posterior" and only got 4 hits.

Just not enough! Hmmmph. And it had alliteration and everything.

Comments

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

Dude, I do that ALL THE TIME!

Guess what?

CHICKEN BUTT!

We, as chickens, rock verily.

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

I also thought that you could have a whole spectrum of posterior-related phrases, from very rude to very polite:

Rudest to Politest:

Fowl Ass
Bird Ass
Avian Ass (alliteration!)
Bird Butt (alliteration!)
Chicken Butt
Feather Rump
Hen 'tocks
Poultry Posterior (alliteration!)

Did I miss any?

Not that I think about this too much or anything. *shifty, beady bird eyes*

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Oh, I forgot "Egg Butt".

[angelchicken.livejournal.com]

Hee! I like Bird Bum and Tweetie Tush, myself! Gobbler Glutes? I don't know. But I'll probably be thinking of more allllllll night. Heh.

Hen 'tocks. HEEE!

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Tweetie Tush is awesome!

Gobbler Glutes could be useful come Thanksgiving.

Also, my wife the Bunny just hopped on by simply to perv on your nice picture of Daniel Radcliffe. ;-)