Angel 5.1 Conviction, more laughs

[chicken]

To the dumbasses in customer service:

I went to your website today and was very very upset when I realized what happened.

Why did you take the Otter blood out of your online catalog? Hello! It's only the best blood ever!

When I called to complain your stupid phone rep told me that Mink blood was just as good, but trust me, I've tried it and it is *so* not. Where I work they have a buffet luncheon with like twenty or thirty different kinds and I have tried them all and let me tell you, Otter blood is the best, alone or added to Pig's blood.

And if you try to substitute the Orangutan blood for Human blood in the Christmas specials again, I am so going to kill you all.

Please answer soon, I'm getting hungry!

- Harmony Kendall

Comments

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

Bhahahaha.

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone liked it. :-)